rely on your elbows

afternoonsnoozebutton:

stashvault:

Platform shoe designed for sex workers include secret compartments, an audible alarm, and emergency GPS locators

Useful.

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   The problem is that no one bothers to go looking for them if they go missing.

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    I’m sure their kidnapper will be more than happy to allow them to keep their platform shoes with buttons on the sides.

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    Well, there go all my ideas for kidnapping a stripper

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    can i get them in a men’s 13

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